Tuesday, November 29, 2011

How this is going to work

The Czar is going to be accepting volunteer admissions soon for Book Reviews (high need) and questions/answering columns. Freedom of written word is nice, but there are going to be at least SOME guidelines here people.

1. No horribly graphic things that make me want to puke (and I have a strong stomach),

2. Nothing overly offensive (direct and advertent offense can be considered freedom of speech, but I just plain won’t condone open slights. If it’s meant to be humorous, OK, but don’t fuck with people on purpose or try to get back at an ex like we’re all stuck in a shitty version of a high school mellow-drama).

3. If you don’t read submission guidelines, then your material won’t be put up. Simple.

4. If you are posting criticism, make it constructive. You can be opinionated, yes, but if you don’t follow rule number 2, i’ll make sure you don’t ever have a voice again on this site (not meaning to be an ass; so don’t be a jerk…simple)

5. I will be the one who ultimately decides if something will be stricken from the site. If you don’t like it, feel free to drop me an email, which I will print off and promptly use it as toilet paper.